morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.
man, Abbie is such a loaf
by vagilord November 17, 2007
A Funny way of saying love.
I Fuckin loafted yeah!
by Habernathy March 17, 2007
A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.
My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.
by fashullet April 30, 2005
Dick (used with term candy,boot, sock)
That loaf was in my sock, my boot.... oh, go, that candy was great
by Bishmilla July 12, 2004
1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.
1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
sketchy or sketch.

it originates from a tofurkey loaf, which is without a doubt, a tad bit sketchy.

it can even be used in mid sentence where loaf it doesn't really make sense. it's very versatile.

use it. love it.
1. wowzers, this tofurkey is loaf.

2. uhhhh guys? this place is loaf, let's book.

3. LOAF! (for no reason)
by lamo January 15, 2005
(vb.) to jizzm
Dude, you loafed in his mouth!
by Ryoga Masaki June 02, 2003

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