7 definitions by Scottish edgit
the term 'Halloween cake face' refers to a woman that wears a lot of make up. In particular orange looking foundation with bright lipstick and lots of eye shadow.
by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018
The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.
by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018
The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.
by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018
The term 'stinkarama' refers to the combined smell of farts created by more than one sleeping dog in a warm room.
by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018
‘never thanks’ has a similar meaning to ‘no thanks’, it differs in the way that it is a permanent refusal of something or someone offered. Often used as a sarcastic response to something unwanted.
Do you want a gin and tonic? Never thanks mate it’s rank...
Or
Susan really likes you mate, will you go on a date with her?
Never thanks to that mate...
Or
Susan really likes you mate, will you go on a date with her?
Never thanks to that mate...
by Scottish edgit June 17, 2018
A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018
the term 'tranny with a fanny' refers to a woman who looks like a man but wears lots of makeup and short dresses to try and look more feminine, ultimately she appears to look like a transsexual. Knowing that she is actually a woman is where the 'with a fanny' bit comes from. fanny being a reference to female genitals.
by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018