hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
by anon March 27, 2005
loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.
I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.
by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004
noun. a chunk of bread
"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"
by bill November 20, 2002
1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn
1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
by FuckYeahMontana July 05, 2010
an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.
Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!
by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009
Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.
I keep a loaf in my pocket
by Gfm Ev October 25, 2008
to push off, stall on something needed to do or someone you want to talk to.
you loafing on that english paper; you loafing on the girl.
by brianna charlton February 27, 2008

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