referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.
holy that guy has a huge loaf
by bob hermansonton March 22, 2006

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hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
by anon March 27, 2005

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loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.
I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.
by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004

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noun. a chunk of bread
"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"
by bill November 20, 2002

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1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn
1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
by FuckYeahMontana July 05, 2010

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an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.
Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!
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Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.
I keep a loaf in my pocket
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