LOA

Lack of anal. A medical condition in which a female spouse withholds anal sex from her husband, yet taunts him about it. Possibly fatal, definitely frustrating.

I’m suffering from LOA. My wife just won’t give in already. I think I could be dying.

by Ddigs December 9, 2021

LOA

Lack of Ass

A flat assed girl(LOA)

by jhfdskgjfsdkjglk March 17, 2009

Loa

A girl who is very kind and sweet. She is very loyal and sometimes let's her anxiety get the best of her, but she tries her best to make everyone she comes across happy. She has a little sass and likes to be treated like a queen.

Loa is so kind! I wish my girlfriend was more like her.

by thatonechick223 December 22, 2018

Loas

Something thats always coming up in your crib. And stealing your weed.

When there's a loas up in your crib don't dip its just a loas.

by VrikkenVisagie February 11, 2019

LOAS

Lack of algebraic or arithmatic skills

student 1: 2+1=4 right
student 2: LOAS

by Chrona October 26, 2008

Loa

Loa is a shortnening of the term "Lol of acknowledgement", because often during conversations someone may say something serious when your not paying attention and by reflex you reply "Lol", this could result in your conversational partner becoming stressed or angry because you apparently laughed out loud at his/her serious statement. To avoid arguments simply write "Loa", this will stop your conversational partner thinking you are laughing at him/her and they will know that you are simply acknowledging their statement of seriousness and not laughing at them.

Person 1: Dude, i think im gay

Person 2: Loa

by Charlie Joseph1 October 30, 2006

LOA

Lack Of Ass

girl 1 - "omg, look at that dudes ass, he has such Loa!"

girl 2 - "i kno! unlike him who has complete 'A' "

by hiyabiyaseeyalatera March 19, 2009