An online journal so people can complain how their life as a rich snob is so horrible
Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!
by Tit Boob Smack February 23, 2005
A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.
Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.
by anonymous September 11, 2005
A contradiction in terms. A journal that really isn't a journal, created in a place that really doesn't exist, written by people that shouldn't be allowed to write, and written about things nobody important (or sane) really cares about.

A stinking dung heap of adolescent attention whores and their respective attention pimps.

A diseased conglomeration of ignorant savages resembling in some twisted way a society.

The Warsaw Ghetto of online communities. Thousands of innocent minds find their way here to waste away into degenerate lumps of fecal matter. Spelling, grammar, or anything remotely resembling intelligence is extinguished before it infects the rest of the rotting hive of parasitic subhumans.

Dreams, aspirations, plans, goals, happiness, optimism, and religion are also prohibited. Only suicide, depression, and bitterness reside therein.

A morbidly fascinating collection of dysfunctional relationships, disappointing underachievers, antisocial xenophobes, and well… total failures.

A place where creativity fountains forth like a glorious plume of Technicolor vomit, drowning originality in a sea of sickness and depravity.

Home for those who have no right to damage the human gene pool with their inability to control their wanton desires. The subject of procreation, or at least half of the process, is so rampantly available here that nearly 90% of all entries are in some way related to it. A male dog in a room full of neutered bitches would have less to say on the subject.

A place were light is swallowed entirely by the overwhelming darkness.
damn it la.. updating here coz i dun wan outsiders to see le den go COMPLAIN again!!!! fuck her la.. oopss.. shouldnt scold her fuck rite.. coz she tis type go geylang oso no one wanna fuck la.. even she give them money oso no one ones rite... arghh.. tot she wad.. ms universe arh.. oh my loh.. stoping being so cheap, bhb, lan and er xing! keep on dreaming tt those 2 will fall for ya... **PUKESSS** u sux!!!!!!!! if u wanna see who is better and who will win, challenge me la.. and i mean onli 1-1.. wad for make until adults oso noe.. great loh.. now they think tt its my fault.. luckily there are still ppl are nort being brain wash for ya.. onli noe how to complain abt my bad things.. den u leh.. shld do some reflections on urself rite.. ai yo.. er ren xian gao zhuang.. wad the shit is tis ok.. bloody la.. ur mum din even noe wad "GREAT" thyings u had done man.. if she noe arh, she will faint la.. ah neo oso.. huh.. keep siding u ytd.. very shuang hoh.. still say wad u very quiet.. shit la!!! quiet my foot!! fa chu so many unwanted noise.. noise pollution ah!!!!!! arghh.. i scold u on my blog u reply me back.. somemore scold me back through email!!! me da ren bu ji xiao ren guo.. dun wish to reply someone like tis through email.. let u be la.. XIAO REN.. see u small let u go loh... pui pui pui!!!! (exclaimation points truncated. They were almost 100 characters long) and la!!!
by Relyas January 19, 2005
there is only one way to truely define the essance of a livejournal. that word is simply put as: Emo. see myspace
omg, i hate life, how could this happen to me, god spill my wrists, *writes in livejournal*, *kills self*
by butIMkyle!!! January 09, 2006
A "blog" site that is destroying human social interaction, along with internet instant messenging services and e-mail.
I wouldn't go to if I were you.
by Raven1268 March 31, 2004
A place for nerds to pretend like they are being social.

See also: LJ.
I haven't reloaded my Livejournal in over two minutes!!
by klutz January 28, 2003
A website that allows people who feel they are so interesting everyone who reads their im profile will wish to know what album they happen to be listening to at the given moment to post blogs stating such. Will generally include such things as explaining why their parents tyrannical, why the classes that they take are frustrating, and why they are the only people who ever seem to have such problems.
Your livejournal is whiney and painful to read
by Marlowe December 11, 2004
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