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1.A diary service that caters to the masses and where one can write about theories, feelings or irrelevant meaningless inane diary entries that have no substance.

2. It seems now that more often than not, the purpose of an LJ is to write enough emotional entries to make it FRIENDS ONLY.
1. a. I have written the equation to life, go me!
b. I'm so depressed! *cries a river*
c. Lyke omg god. F*CK! Blabla life sux, blabla dumped today, blabla got up and had milk and cookies.

2. "Lyke, OMG! I have three friends! Now I can make my journal friends only!"
by Some random chick May 18, 2005
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A place for nerds to pretend like they are being social.

See also: LJ.
I haven't reloaded my Livejournal in over two minutes!!
by klutz January 28, 2003
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A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.
Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.
by anonymous September 11, 2005
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A "blog" site that is destroying human social interaction, along with internet instant messenging services and e-mail.
I wouldn't go to www.livejournal.com if I were you.
by Raven1268 March 31, 2004
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An online journal so people can complain how their life as a rich snob is so horrible
Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!
by Tit Boob Smack February 23, 2005
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there is only one way to truely define the essance of a livejournal. that word is simply put as: Emo. see myspace
omg, i hate life, how could this happen to me, god spill my wrists, *writes in livejournal*, *kills self*
by butIMkyle!!! January 09, 2006
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"i went on livejournal today to tell all of my non-friends about my boring day and post a picture of me wearing some stupid glasses i got at urban outfitters...what a waste of time!"
by isabel June 24, 2004
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