Lemoning

The act of standing around like a lemon.

Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.

by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010

Lemoning

A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals

Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)

by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018

Lemoning

When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.

Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.

by lazerst November 12, 2010

Lemoning

The art of shoving lemons up one's cock

He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him

by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

lemon

In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.

SYNONYMS:

Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.

PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.

You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.

Um... lemon... ^__^;;

by .BaKa-NEKO. November 7, 2007

Lemon

Sour-tasting egg laid by citrus duck

Person 1: How do you want your lemon cooked?
Person 2: medium rare

by Harambe69 July 26, 2018

Lemon

I don't know what everyone else is talkin about. A Lemon's a fruit. A little yellow fruit.

I like to eat lemons. Cause they're a fruit.

by pdavis93 July 28, 2010