lemon

A highly delectable fruit.

Did you see those lemons that Flip picked last night? They were pretty juicy. No one picks more natural lemons than Flip. Hers are the best.

by DTAP March 23, 2008

lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

by the boy next store October 23, 2012

Lemon

Lemon: An really sour fruit really sour don't try it Trust Me.

This Lemon is possesed by Sourness

by TSM_AK June 13, 2016

lemon

1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour.

2) A fanfiction rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net

3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.

1) I don't like lemons. They're sour.

2) Ohmigosh, I read this totally hawt Hermione/Draco lemon!!

3)Let's play LEMON!

by piper-san June 17, 2005

lemon

an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.

My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.

by Susy Zimzel December 7, 2002

lemon

a spicy orange

oh no my lemon is burning my eyes jesus christ someone help my mind is screaming and it won't stop

by rich gang lachute November 9, 2017

lemon

a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.

(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'

by cutestop May 13, 2008