A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.
Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.
by John Snell March 12, 2006
Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.
by Xirock October 6, 2023
an adjective used to describe anything negative.
syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst
syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst
This shit is lemons.
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.
for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.
for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/
by not lemons January 6, 2013
A lemon is a story of explicit nature, often seen as fanfiction for video games, anime or manga. It can range from mild to extreme adult scenes. Lemons are usually rated 18+ and are not recommended for minors.
by Ameth November 26, 2003
A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.
USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!
USSR Guy: *evil laughter*
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!
USSR Guy: *evil laughter*
by Bologurson October 16, 2006
Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls.
Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!
Normal person: Um... that's weird.
Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times.
Normal person: Um... that's weird.
Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times.
by Jackieeeeeeeeeeeeee October 3, 2009
A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.
Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.
This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.
This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.
My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.
The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.
My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.
The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.
My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
by Brett Heneghan August 15, 2006