Lardpockets 

When someone is so groteqly fat, they are lardpockets.

man, sam is such a lardy mclardo lardpockets.

Lardpockets by Nickademus September 17, 2005

lardrocket 

1) A fat person
2) A vehicle containing one or more fat persons

1) Look at that lardrocket
2) Wow that lardrocket just blew a stop sign

lardrocket by bunghammer July 15, 2011