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4.
An extremely lazy person who usually has a tendency to eat and lounge around like a lard.
Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!
by Cam France March 31, 2008
 
1.
Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.
The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.
by Optomon October 31, 2003
 
2.
chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.
Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
 
3.
A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo
by Anon35465465 October 28, 2013