by amin82 May 13, 2020
THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!
by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage February 1, 2003
Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.
Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.
I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.
I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.
by Redwall II May 4, 2010
A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
by ne0ooo March 10, 2022
eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
by DuaneChapman May 3, 2011
The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.
by Double CC July 16, 2008