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Computer liposuction 

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

liposuction 

Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.
Self obsessed whore-"Dave thinks I'm fat"

Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."
liposuction by Gma June 9, 2005

liposuction 

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.
hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?
liposuction by Anonymous September 6, 2003

liposuction fat 

Fat that cannot be lost by some sit-ups, but only by running on a treadmill for hours or getting liposuction. Usually happens when you gain fat, but then wait a year until you realise you might as well lose it.
Awwww man, now I have liposuction fat and need help off the couch
liposuction fat by Smackman December 12, 2013

Corporate Liposuction

Extracting the excess 'fat' from a company - i.e. removing all the excessive middle management!
Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.
Corporate Liposuction by Mr Rossi February 18, 2007

lyposuction 

Geting all your fat ass out though a tube.
I used to weigh 400lbs and after I got lyposuction, I was a hot sms fecal porn star.
lyposuction by Suck my bush July 31, 2005
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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