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aol instant messenger/text message abbreviation for "laugh quietly to my self". used instead of lol, meaning "laugh out loud".
-jim: (insert joke here)
-john:lqtms
by b2j July 29, 2008
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Laughing. Quietly. To. Myself.
A subtitute for LOL (it makes more sense)

'Jess fell down the stairs,'
'LQTM she is such a cluts!'
'i know!'
by Rockin' LIL J March 19, 2009
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Computer slang for "Laughing Quietly To Myself."

Few people honestly laugh out loud when they use LOL. I created this term years ago to combat the overuse of LOL (laughing out loud) in instant message conversations.
Ahab: Catch you later! LOL!!
Moby: That's getting old. But it's still funny. lqtm
by Cap'n Ahab January 06, 2006
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Means "laugh quietly to myself" originally used by Demetri Martin in a stand up comedy, used to replace "lol" to really describe what your doing when you say "lol".

Andy: "dude i got this huge History test tomorrow and im gonna totally fail"

Ralph:"lqtm"

Andy:"whats funny?"

Ralph"dude the test is next week :P"
by Mikenikes February 16, 2009
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Laughing quitely to myself.

Good use in AIM session.
" ha ha, lqtm, that was pretty funny"
by mikexdc April 02, 2009
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laughing quietly to myself
i was lqtms instead of laughing out loud (lol)
by Lenny and Marissa October 06, 2008
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"laughing quietly to myself"
because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.
sn1: it got so heavy that my shorts fell off
sn2: LQTM!
by palindromium July 10, 2008
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