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1. LQTM
June 14, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.
2. LQTM
'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.
White Boy A says: he was all up in my grill!!
White Boy B says: lqtm
3. LQTM
A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.
That is pretty funny loll.
LQTM
4. lqtm
an alternate version of typing that you are laughing, such aslol or rofl. Stands for 'laugh quietly to myself'
Guy1: *tells a joke*

Guy2: lqtm

Guy1: wtf does that mean?
5. lqtm
lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol."
A more truthful "lol."

No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol.
It's a filler.
Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.
AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis."
AIMname2: "lqtm."
6. LQTM
v. laughing quietly to myself.

if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm
Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night.
Dude 2: lqtm..
7. lqtm
Not well known but it stands for "Lesbians quietly tickling monkeys"
Lqtm is enjoyed by many lesbians
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