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lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol."
A more truthful "lol."

No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol.
It's a filler.
Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.
AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis."
AIMname2: "lqtm."
by Mara Mara December 24, 2007
 
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laugh out loud to myself
Like lol but not out loud and quietly is lqtms
by Mr.Green the psycho killer June 14, 2013
 
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Instead of lol (Laugh out loud) it is LQTM (Laugh quietly to myself.) It is much more realistic than lol.
Person A: Wow that was so funny
Person B: Yeah! LQTM!!
by Applepicker1 August 24, 2011
 
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Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.
==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**
by Persephone~ October 19, 2009
 
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Laugh Quietly To Myself

used when you dont want to lol but you dont want to be rude and not laugh at all
by hottielax14 July 27, 2009
 
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It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SARAH
SARAH WHO?
SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING?
HAHA LQTM!
by Matt g94 February 10, 2009
 
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laughing quietly to myself
i was like idk w/e lqtm!
by kaspir February 06, 2008