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lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.
(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.
by RiceLlamas January 18, 2010
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laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.
person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.
by cory the builderz May 21, 2010
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It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SARAH
SARAH WHO?
SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING?
HAHA LQTM!
by Matt g94 February 10, 2009
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Laughing Quietly TO Myself
In side a office texting and you can't rofl or lol or lmfao u can just LQTM.
by spider75 June 01, 2010
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Laughing quietly to myself. When you are in the room and chat with somebody and you can't lol (laugh out loud) you can lqtm (laugh quietly to myself)...
This is funny. I lqtm.
by HelVig April 20, 2010
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Laugh Quietly to Myself

Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit
PErson 1: hey you wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: alright here it is
Person 2: i said no...
Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road..
Person 2: because your a dipshit?
Person !: NO! because he wanted to get to the other side
PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass
by imabeastson December 01, 2009
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Stands for laugh quietly To Myself. because when someone says something kinda funny that's what u do not LOL or ROFL or LMAO
She told a racist jokes about italians, im italian. but it was kinda funny sp i LQTM'ed
by SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes October 24, 2010
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