LOLSPLAT

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People who cross the street while texting.

I rode across San Francisco today. LOLSPLAT at every other intersection. Please, take me back to Oakland where people have better excuses for wandering into traffic.

LOLSPLAT by langstraad March 9, 2011

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lolisplate

a narcissistic young adult who likes wet bread and their life’s purpose is to be a discord admin on an obscure server

“who’s that annoying girl that whips people and natesfate trapped in his basement?”
“oh thats just lolisplate”

lolisplate by uncappedsquash September 4, 2022

Related Words

LOLSPLAT • lolisplate • lolspatch • lolsplain

lolspatch

lolspatch - another word for Steri-Strips (skinny band-aids). Used when you laugh out loud so that the sides of your mouth split and the blood comes out.

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - ha ha ha ha ha

Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?

Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - HA HA HA HA HA
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch

lolspatch by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015

lolsplain

To explain the humour of a joke to the author or person responsible for it, or to explain how it could be funnier.

Marty tried to make a joke at the pub, and Frank full on lolsplained it.

lolsplain by dreddy June 11, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026