An annoying, but rather enjoyable speech alternation that makes the word "life" sound like it is being said by someone that inhabits the United Kingdom.
Bloke: What's your favorite cereal, chap?
by Dante Smith yooo October 08, 2009
loife = life, in the language created by dumbass highschool kids sometimes know as goo mehns
loife is loife and loife is noice
by L0nd0n May 29, 2006