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LMTO- Laugh My Turban Off
After a long day of work at the local newsagents, the shopkeeper finally decided to lock the shop up and retire to his bedroom, where his wife eagerly awaited him.

He headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open...only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.

His son then appeared in the doorway behind him.

"LMTO" he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
by Hungry Nose March 18, 2010

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Laughing my tits off.

(Only applies to females)
The use of this word invites a large audience to have titty sex.
If you do not have titty sex after using this word, you are in need of titty repair.
Melanie: LMTO.
Connor: TITTY SEX TIME!
by lmtolol September 03, 2010

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For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off
I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me
by tory borty May 11, 2013

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Laughing My Testicles Off!
Bob: what'd you do today?
Sue: Got a concussion from my alarm clock :(
Bob: LMTO!
Sue: You mean LMAO?
Bob: No, I'm a dude...LMTO!
by Keebers June 13, 2010

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Laugh My Tush Off: a PG-rated variation of LMAO (Laugh My Ass Off)
Peaches123: Kung Fu Panda 2 is so freakin' funny!
Rainbows90: I know! I cracked up when he said "Ah. My old enemy... stairs!"
Peaches123: LMTO! I was like OMG I know just how he feels!
Rainbows90: Wow. Stay that Lazy and you'll need to laugh your tush off.
Peaches123: =(
by PinkPather08 June 29, 2011

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Laugh My Trousers Off
-Oh my God i just LMTO'd!
-"...beacuse seven ate nine!!!" "LMTO!"
by maxzeus1 September 25, 2011

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Left a message to call the office (LMTO)
When a creditor writes up details of the conversation on their account. LMTO
by Bailiff August 11, 2010

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