Long Distance Friends With Benefits. Similar to the orignal friends with benefits (FWB) this means sex without all the drama, and evenbetter this is long distance so your sex buddy lives in a different city and you hook up when ever the other one is in town.
Dude " I think we should hook up just for fun"
Girl " But I live 5 hours away"
Dude " Next time you're in town text me, we can be LDFWB"
Girl " Deal ! "
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"