(1) A shortened form of the word laparotomy, which is the surgical exploration of the abdomen accomplished by midline incision. The incision normally begins just inferior to the xyphoid process and continues inferiorally. (2) a derogatory term used to describe the besting of one's opponent.
A 23 year old male underwent exploratory laparotomy for possible appendicitis.

(1) The guy got lap'd to take a look at his appendix.

(2) whats with all the chit chat? that kid's gettin lap'd.
(2) w0w what a bunch of nubs, those kids got fuckin lapped.
by jespak April 14, 2005
Top Definition
Slang term for getting your ass whooped. Usually in reference to the cops. Became popular during the rodney king trial
Shut up before I LAPD your ass.
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005
1. Acronym for Los Angeles Police Department- The famed Police agency which participates in several hundred high speed pursuits, murders, and drug busts every year. Have respect for the LAPD, they have a tough job!
2. Acronym for Love And Peace, Dude- The name of a Bakersfield band that had some members of Korn in it.
1. I got pulled over by an LAPD motor cop last night for doing 129 in a school zone. Oh well, I shouldnt have been going 104 miles per hour over the speed limit anyway.
2. Did you see that LAPD show in 1991 at Jerry's Pizza in downtown Bakersfield? Awesome show!
by Bitchin Kitchen December 17, 2003
Acronym meaning Licks Ass, Pussy, and Dick
Guy #1: Susanne likes both men and women.

Guy #2 Oh, so she's LAPD?
by Praveezy February 14, 2010
Acronym for the L.A.P.D. Pronounced "Lapped" This is when you get pulled over, questioned, arrested, harassed, or even looked at by an officer of the L.A.P.D. It's just another way of saying you got fucked with by the man in L.A.
Guy: Dude that chick's getting lapd over there.
Dude: That's what he gets for giving An Oregon BJ to a 87 year old man on the bus!

Can also be spelled as "Lapped"
by figbush1 March 18, 2010



The band Brian 'Head' Welch (guitar), Reginald 'Fieldy' Arvizu (bass), David Silveria (drums) and Rick Morril (not part of Korn) played for before joining Korn and meeting Johnathan Davis (vocals), which is the greatest Nu-Metal band of all time.

LAPD L.A.P.D. Police Korn Da Po Po
Man, I kinda wish that L.A.P.D. stayed around longer, they were pretty good. Although Rick Morril can't sing like JD can!
by ChristianK April 24, 2007
The most unorganized police angency in the history of mankind, known for racial profiling, being in every single cop movie, in every police case where people are run over by tanks.

The LAPD also has a UHF communications network that rivals that of most european countries.

so please, if your gonna smoke weed, do it in LA, you'll never get cought
"Wow, the LAPD are idiots"
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003
Lost And Presumed Destroyed
OJ Simpson Trial
by Gabe October 14, 2003
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