Krouf 

It's a Pablo who suck everybody.

Pablo is suking Vincent. Oh My God, It's a Krouf!!

Krouf by FUCKMEEXTREMELYHARD November 9, 2010

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.

Krofting at the VIP

krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015

Koufaxing 

When a jew avoids an important obligation on Saturday because it is the sabbath. He or she is "Pulling a Koufax".

-Making reference to the great Jewish baseball pitcher Sandy Koufax who had to miss a world series game because it was a high holy day, and put his team in jeopardy of losing.

David: I can not play golf this saturday.

Larry: Why can't you play golf on saturday?

David: Its the sabbath, the most important day of the week for us jews.

Larry: So you are Koufaxing me?

David: I have to respect the sabbath!

Larry: Koufaxer...

Koufaxing by CG_Koufax July 25, 2011

Krougar 

When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.

I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.

Krougar by Koalabiter June 28, 2009

kroud  

when you are kinda proud of someone.

you didn't give your 100% to win that match. That's why i'm kroud of you. "K" for kinda and ROUD for "proud"

kroud by your-man March 16, 2009

krounded 

The state of being stuck at home parenting kids.

Bummer, I can't meet you for drinks tonight, nor any night for the next three years. I'm krounded.

krounded by westsidebabygirl April 26, 2015

kroff dinner 

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.

It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

kroff dinner by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004