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krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015
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Krouf • krout • kouf • kroft • Krouse • koufax • Koufaxing • kroff dinner • Kroof • Krous

Koufaxing 

When a jew avoids an important obligation on Saturday because it is the sabbath. He or she is "Pulling a Koufax".

-Making reference to the great Jewish baseball pitcher Sandy Koufax who had to miss a world series game because it was a high holy day, and put his team in jeopardy of losing.
David: I can not play golf this saturday.

Larry: Why can't you play golf on saturday?

David: Its the sabbath, the most important day of the week for us jews.

Larry: So you are Koufaxing me?

David: I have to respect the sabbath!

Larry: Koufaxer...
Koufaxing by CG_Koufax July 25, 2011
When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.
I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.
Krougar by Koalabiter June 28, 2009
when you are kinda proud of someone.
you didn't give your 100% to win that match. That's why i'm kroud of you. "K" for kinda and ROUD for "proud"
kroud by your-man March 16, 2009

krounded 

The state of being stuck at home parenting kids.
Bummer, I can't meet you for drinks tonight, nor any night for the next three years. I'm krounded.
krounded by westsidebabygirl April 26, 2015

kroff dinner 

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.
It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.
kroff dinner by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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