When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.
I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drinkJack Daniels again.
A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.
This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:
I got you in your dreams!
or
1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I justcame on you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'