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When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.
I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.
Krougar by Koalabiter June 28, 2009
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The Freddy Kreuger 

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.

The Kreegar

"It's small...but it ain't that small!!"
John pulled a "Kreegar" yesterday, it was hysterical!!
The Kreegar by Harry Mann May 10, 2005
A very cool man and Youtuber who is friends with Dana Rama who is so cool too
Hey Kreuger

Hey
An ugly older woman. The opposite of a cougar. Most likely your friend's mom.
Guy 1: Dude Jeff's mom is such a kruegar.

Guy 2: Yeah she is hideous and wants your body!
Guy 1: Shut up!
Kruegar by ChuckTay24 May 18, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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