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When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.
I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.
Krougar by Koalabiter June 28, 2009
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The Freddy Kreuger 

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.

The Kreegar

"It's small...but it ain't that small!!"
John pulled a "Kreegar" yesterday, it was hysterical!!
The Kreegar by Harry Mann May 10, 2005
A very cool man and Youtuber who is friends with Dana Rama who is so cool too
Hey Kreuger

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An ugly older woman. The opposite of a cougar. Most likely your friend's mom.
Guy 1: Dude Jeff's mom is such a kruegar.

Guy 2: Yeah she is hideous and wants your body!
Guy 1: Shut up!
Kruegar by ChuckTay24 May 18, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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