1) A tool; a pawn of the system.
2) One who uses slangs as if they've heard them before.
"Those protesters are such a bunch of knobs!"

"Stop trying to act cool, ya knob!"
by George D'range June 13, 2008

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For one to be so ridiculously stupid that simple tasks are their undoing.
Gemma is extremely sun burnt... on her front.. not her back.. She looks like a KNOB!
by krazyface1985 June 02, 2009

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Another name for the tip of a males penis. Also known as the Head, Helmet, Mushroom.
Yeah thats right, suck my knob! ooo baby u like that shit dont ya?
by nednerb September 05, 2005

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An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.

Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.

The stupider the better for Knobs.

Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?

Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.

Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.
by Knob Killer August 10, 2008

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n. 1.) Attached to a door as a handle.
2.) Reference to a guy's dick.
3.) Word that can be used in the name of a town.
4.) Alternate word for "knot" in reference to a bump on the head.
1.) I turned the doorknob to find her naked.
2.) She schlobbed on his dick all day.
3.) Let's head over to the store in Gobbler's Knob.
4.) He had a knob on his head after I hit him with a hammer.
by Survivor Fan December 01, 2004

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Canadian slang for "prick"
God, you're such a knob
by John April 03, 2004

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To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.
I knobbed your mum last night.

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