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Kivi God is a person who possesses the power to control time and space. Temperament is quite discorded with others, easy to get angry, doesn't like difficult people, difficult but extremely caring for others. Ki stands for "kill", Vi stands for "vision". Taking the form of an ordinary human, Kivi lives a lazy, irresponsible life with everything around.
Likes to kill in many ways. The favorite type of killing is watching them scream in pain.
Kivi: Hello.
IG: Shut up, ur mom.
Kivi: I'll kill you. I will tear your bones, watching you scream in pain.
IG: ok...
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A person who loves trinkets and anything silly. They espically love SpongeBob trinkets and giving such trinkets to friends and family. They are silly, fun, loving, beautiful, kind, and smart.
Person 1: *wants a trinket*
Person 2: Here! I got you a trinket
Person 1: OMG thank you so much, you are just like a kivi
Kivi by Carkeyyyy November 15, 2022
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Are you really Kivi? No Im not an alcoholic
Kivi by Lallaska February 2, 2019
The short form of kévin. This man is the most popular person of the school. he may be short and have green hair but when styles it the right way he is irresistible in every aspect. His face is a work of art with his bright red freckles. A Kíví is often a school representative and has many friends who truly love and appreciate him. In the greek mythology he is the god of kiwis and when you translate his name into english it spells “hedgehog fart”. In his final form he can summon an army of kiwi fruits who will defend their master with all of their strength.

In general he is the coolest, most dancing gorilla with a weak immune system and is kinda stupid.
Person 1: “Our school representative is the best!”
Person 2: “what’s his name?”
Person 1: “Kíwí. he is the most kost beautiful being i have seen in my life. i love him with all of my heart and i will protect him until the end of times. I would marry him too.”
Person 2: “Ok.”
Kíví: the god of kiwi fruits
Kíví by NomNom8237362727 November 21, 2021

Kivi x Jericho 

So first, Kivi doesn't like Jericho at all. Same as Jericho. Sadly, Jericho loves Gohan already. So this isn't fun. Please don't do it anymore.
Kivi: Hello Jericho!
Jericho: Hi.
Gohan: KIVI X JERICHO??!
Kivi: No.
Gohan: Ur mom.
Jericho: I love Gohan.

Kivi’ana 

the funniest person you’ll ever meet. is never afraid to call people out on their shit, and is the realest person a friend could ask for. is very extroverted and brings out the best in you, constantly hyping you up, and defending you. has a fire sense of style as well.
“who is that?”

“girl that’s kivi’ana, the funniest person i know
Kivi’ana by poopy. butt November 20, 2023

kivisitt 

Little ugly boy whos parents left him because he is a niglet
Look ar kivisitt he is so sad because he is a niglet whos parents left him. Look theres kivisitt, he is being annoying and sucking dick at the same time
kivisitt by Goofyahnigletporn69 January 9, 2023
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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