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Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man
Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!
Keyboard Man by theandimancan August 4, 2010
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keyboardmash 

Keyboardmash (ing) is a style of typing employed by the larger public, it is equivalent to the result of most people opening their mouths. To keyboard mash you simply hit random keys in rapid succesion.
*dffgoih 34487gh 458uyh efgoihbdffo iuhb g0987h ervgihbqe78hffpiug h0qe9riurth iu*

Keyboardmash (ed)
keyboardmash by D00m_l0rd May 24, 2008

Keyboardmania

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. Cancelled at 3rd Mix. The controller used is a two-octave Yamaha keyboard for each player, witch a pitch lever on the left or right side. Not as hard as Beatmania IIDX, but still a lot of fun. Links to Guitar Freaks and Drummania up through Guitar Freaks 6/Drummania 5.
"Keyboardmania is a fun game."
Keyboardmania by crono June 28, 2003

Keyboardmanship 

• Just like penmanship, but it is the quality or style of typing.

• Some people use proper punctuation and grammar when they type and some don’t.
• John and Sarah types in all capital letters. They have the same keyboardmanship.
• Benny likes to tweet in all small letters. It's his keyboardmanship.
• “Oh my God everyone, I cried.”
omg guys,, im cry,,” are examples of two different keyboardmanships.

keyboardian slip 

A mistype resulting from a combination of subconscious thought s and/or feelings and the layout of the human interface device known as a computer keyboard. Usu. occurs between participants of an instant messenger communication.
Ben: Alright Mike, g'night
Mike: sweaty dreams
Mike: er sweet dreams.
Ben: ...
Mike: dude i didnt mean that
Ben: was that a keyboardian slip?
mike has disconnected
keyboardian slip by jacorah January 6, 2008

Keyboardian 

1. The language that is produced when a person randomly jumbles letters on the keyboard when there is no understandable thoughts going through ones head.

2. The language one writes when they are temporarily possessed by Satan himself at the computer.

3. The angry thrashing of keys while suffering form writers block.

4. Misspelling going horrible wrong
asd;lfadifhale;krn;aliafhg;oasd;ldiafah. Ahh I see you speak Keyboardian.

hwiousdafhfklausdhfmissiispss. You spelt Mississippi wrong
Keyboardian by Rustygate1801 November 23, 2011

Keyboardmaxxing

Keyboardmaxxing is the rabbit hole of building, modifying, and programming a custom mechanical keyboard to optimize your typing flow and ergonomics. It's a pipeline that goes from buying a simple pre-built board to customizing layouts, modifying acoustics, and configuring firmware to put every modifier within reach
"Bro, I just spent the entire weekend lubing these switches and tape-modding the case. I am fully keyboardmaxxing right now, but the thock is unreal."
Keyboardmaxxing by josjosjos June 22, 2026
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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