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The biggest embarrassment and piece of shit whore ever introduced to the music industry. She dresses like a prostitute that is dropped off nightly at the local red-light district to work for the money that she obviously can't earn through her shitty singles. Everytime she's on tv she looks high as a fucking kite, or fucking drunk. She wears clothing that look like shit rags used to wipe a person's ass with, and her hair is like a wig that has been throw in a big ass garbage can for 3 years, rotted, and throw in a damn wood chipper. Her and Justin Beiber were both meant for eachother, they both suck ass.
Ke$ha sounds like a squirrel dying combined with nails being dragged down a chalkboard and some old 55 year old man taking a massive dump.
by thisissteveward May 16, 2010
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A talentless skank who got famous because she sang in a talentless lummox's stupid song. Most famous for 'Tik Tok'. Obviously can't spell, sing, or dress like a decent human being.
Ke$ha: *talentless autotuning*

Me: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!!
by bunraku*hime March 31, 2010
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1. (prop. n.) Hands-down, the MOST annoying voice currently in rotation on Top-40 radio stations (as of 2010-APR-27). 2. (n.) The ultimate song ninja. 3. (adj.) Appealing only to absent minded sorority girls with the maturity of a sophomore in high school (a.k.a. Tri-Deltas). 4. (n) The reason for the mad dash to the radio console for the sole purpose of changing the station. 5. (n) Cause for mass panic and exitus from dance clubs/parties due to the sudden drop in IQ from her music. 6. (n.) EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH POP MUSIC!
1) My GOD! Ke$ha's voice is annoying as hell!
2) ::humming "Tik-Tok":: *ARGH!* DAMN YOU KE$HA!
3) ::cell phone ringtone "Blah-blah-blah!". High maintenance young woman with orange "tan" answers phone:: "Delta, delta, delta house. How can I help ya, help ya, help ya!
::voice on phone:: "Is the luau party to benefit The Center for Children Who Don't Read Too Good tonight?"
::orange tan female:: "Mos' def! Dress code is Ke$ha!"
4) Change the station! They're playing Ke$ha.
5) GTFO! The dj just put on Ke$ha! Save yourself!
6) Ke$ha is one of the top played and downloaded artists of the year?! God help us all.
by MaverickAg April 27, 2010
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A horrible musician who can't sing for shit to save her life. Her voice is so terrible that millions of people will run away when they hear it. Kesha's lyrics are just some of the most unintelligent lyrics I ever seen! Even little kids can write more creative lyrics than her.
Person 1: Did you hear Ke$ha on the radio?
Person 2: Yes, her music polluting my ears and all of her music should be removed from the radio!
Person 1: Agree!
by Diversity In Music October 30, 2011
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A cruddy singer. Her voice is always fixed with autotune and sounds terrible live. A lady gaga wanna be. All she sings about is beer, getting drunk, and acting like a slut. She is trashing the minds of thousands of American children with her no good, shitty music. Her parents must be so proud...
(Ke$ha playing on the radio with fixed autotune voice) "We are who we are...."

Guy: "Change the station! Turn that shit off!"

Girl: "Nooooo she's AMAZING!"

(guy goes and breaks the radio)
by tehgreatzebra(again!) May 12, 2011
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An intoxicated Taylor Swift. She is also known for dressing like a crackwhore.
Taylor has had so much vodka, she's starting to look like Ke$ha
by Galloping Stallion June 27, 2010
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Basically, If you flushed Taylor Swifts head in a toilet full of glitter and vodka you'd end up with Ke$ha.

Her songs are extremly annoying, but catchy. Ke$ha's voice is most likely auto-tuned.
Person one: Ke$ha is awesome.
Person two: Hah...whatever floats your boat.
by JazzieisSpazzie May 26, 2010
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