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To cover up or hide an STD with glitter.
Person 1: "Dude, why does that bitch have glitter all over her lips and mouth?"

Person 2: "She had to Ke$ha so that Mick Jagger looking dude will hook up with her."

Person 1: "What's Ke$ha?"

Person 2: "Herpes, dude. Herpes."

Person 1: "That was a waste of time. That Mick Jagger looking dude will hit anything whether she Ke$shas her face or not!"
by chigga cheese May 12, 2011
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a whore who goes to night clubs and has sex with guys in the clubs (most likely bathrooms and seductively in a sitting area). She lets 12-14 year olds listen to her idiotic music, and then parents wonder why is my little 14 year old daughter starting to drink... well in most of her shit songs it says Bottle of Jack "Jack Daniels" and getting drunk and touching junk, shes a fail and I think if she was the last woman on earth I would fuck her shit up. Shes a bad influence to young girls and she needs to be shot. she is the cancer of partying and drinking and she needs to die. and ke$ha if you're reading this...... you're a complete and total dike.
guy 1: Dude my girlfriend won't stop going to party's and getting drunk and fucking a bunch of other dudes...
guy2: She was listening to ke$ha wasn't she...
guy1: Yes... how did you figure?
guy2: Drinking, Partying
guy1: Fucking ke$ha i'm going to rip open her chest and incinerate her heart.... that's if it doesn't have alcohol poisoning
by IntentiveFuckFace June 11, 2010
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To be dirty , wearing stuff from your local garbage dump , being called a ke$ha is the worst insult you can receive
Girl 1: Your such a fucking ke$ha
Girl 2: runs away, crying and hangs herself on the fan
by nirvanaforever November 03, 2010
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A comedian who's joke is to sing terribly. She has been seen on many show's and has won awards. She also likes to run around half naked while singing.
Person 1: Dude did you hear Ke$ha last night?
Person 2: Yeah man that was hilarious.
by ferrettamer September 15, 2010
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Ke$ha isn't that talented but she is funny and her music is catchy.
Ke$ha's song is stuck in my head! The lyrics are so stupid!
by MAZZAGEEGEE August 18, 2010
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A term to describe a douchebag-like skank. A Ke$has natural habitat is Los Angeles, California. Ke$has are swift but swerve to the side or collapse due to being drunk or stoned. They make tick tock noises and talk non-sense like blah blah blah. You will know who is a Ke$ha when u ask them "Who are you?" and they respond with "We R who we R". If a Ke$ha's identity is revealed, they will blow up and glitter will fly everywhere. Another way to identify a Ke$ha is by listening to their voice. They sound like girls most of the time, but sometimes their voices drops and they begin to sound like a guy.
Guy 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, apparently that girl I tried to hook up with was a Ke$ha... Nearly got out of there alive"
by XPired Milk May 17, 2011
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An artist that became popular in early 2010. Has been described as "trashy, garbage, slut, just another pop ho". When in reality, Ke$ha has an IQ of over 140, and scored 1500 on her SAT. She turned down a scholarship to Barnard College to follow her dreams in the music industry. She sang the hook on Flo Rida's "Right Round", but didn't take credit for it because she wanted to make it on her own in the industry (unlike Keri Hilson, who ONLY sings hooks and then ATTEMPTS to do her own thing... Yuck). Her mom handed out demo's which landed in the hands of record producers, and the rest is music history. Ke$ha does all her own makeup for her concerts, and still shops at thrift stores. Yes, she does use auto tune, but then again, so does T-Pain, The Black Eyed Peas, and several other popular artists. She does look like Taylor Swift yet bad ass, which happens to be pretty sexy.
Dumbass: Ugh, is this Ke$ha??? She's SUCH a dumb hoe! Probably lives on a street corner somewhere in LA!!

Me: If you hate her so much, why are you singing along and dancing like a maniac?

Dumbass: ...... It's catchy....

Me: Shut up.
by Juststatingthefacts November 11, 2010
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