Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

kayak

when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back

“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”

by lavas1111 April 8, 2022

Kayak

kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself

kayak

by originalnameok May 27, 2018

Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013