Brown kayak

You're nasty and on tiktok too much. You know what it means. Think about it.

The whale tale capsized the brown kayak

by Ballagang February 7, 2023

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 25, 2003

Cunt Kayak

Female version of "douche canoe"

This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.

by Tall Smart Girl August 30, 2021

Kayaking

The act of a pair of people engaging in the same sex position as the pair of people next to them. A tandem foursome. Often gay men.

A: Did you see how much they enjoyed us kayaking them?
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.

by Jelloant August 10, 2016

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.

Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.

by taddie69 April 1, 2021

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 22, 2022

Double kayak

Mutual masterbation in a single kayak.

I met this chick at Bon Echo and we had to double kayak home.

by Rlj18 July 6, 2017