Greesy Kayak

While a male is recieving oral sex from an angry female to get her back he stick his thumb in her rectum and while shes giving him the 'oh shit theres a thumb in my butthole face' he squirts his hot juicy load into her nasal cavity thus rendering her useless.

My girlfriend was pissing me off so to make up for it she sucked me off so i gave her the greesy kayak.

by Beas92 March 23, 2011

Butt Kayak

Having sex with the butt cheeks. Similar to tittyfucking.

Hey, did you finally get in or did you only get to butt kayak again?

by buttkayaker May 31, 2009

Going Dutch on a kayak

when you are giving four dudes hand jobs at the same time, 2 in each hand like skiing but more intense

Tatiana: whatd you do last night?
Hayley: I was with Josh, Matt, Sean and Casey and I was going Dutch on a kayak. It was an orgy, basically.

by FunstuffAllover December 11, 2011

ski or kayak porn

a term applied to thrill-a-minute ski or kayak flicks. Typically feature young hotshots doing crazy tricks in lots of powder or big whitewater. Most fans of these movies are skiiers or paddlers themselves. Some well known producers include: Ski porn - Warren Miller, Teton gravity research
Kayak porn - Young Gun Productions

I can't wait for the new TGR movie. Nothing like some good ski or kayak porn to start the season out on a good note.

by Mountain freak April 30, 2007

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

by Sam-bagging June 29, 2011

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

condo de kayak

the term Condo De Kayak was first coined by Julia Ehnot (2003- ) in 2019 in attempt to spell the cultural celebration Cinco de Mayo

Oh my god did you hear about Condo de Kayak?

Christian totally kicked her ass at the Condo de Kayak celebration.

by mustasche May 7, 2020