Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.
Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
by Woodquay September 3, 2010
When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first
by ralphnader1 March 10, 2016
A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.
Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
by pickled_pepper21 March 18, 2018
the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.
by The Chaotic Demi God September 16, 2021
An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks
by Price & Sam December 3, 2009
I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!
synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
by UnknowableOne April 7, 2016
n. The act of having sex in the pool, during which, one partner must be underwater at all times (though they may alternate).
n. The sex position associated with Kayak City.
n. The sex position associated with Kayak City.
I've never tried Kayak City. I don't have a pool I can use for it.
I tried Kayak City in the hot tub once, but it was too small and I almost drowned my girlfriend.
I tried Kayak City in the hot tub once, but it was too small and I almost drowned my girlfriend.
by TheCripple102 February 19, 2010