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kasplatiboomchucka 

A fart that progresses into diarrhoea, which splatters everywhere coating the entire surface of the toilet bowl.
Darren was feeling really sick last night; lucky he made it to the toilet before he sprayed his kasplatiboomchucka all over the walls of the kitchen.

kasplatcher 

The space between a woman's breasts
Woah! sweet titties, shame about the huge kasplatcher

She'd be lovely if only she had a smaller kasplatcher

kasplatcher by Robbie Fox August 30, 2008

kasplashtrophe 

an inappropriate and violent purging of one's bowels, with a cold clam chowder texture. much more than a shart or leak, and consisting of liquid being from one ounce to one gallon in volume.
"There was a kasplashtrophe all over the floor of the bathroom."
kasplashtrophe by flash macgyver October 8, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026