an inappropriate and violent purging of one's bowels, with a cold clam chowder texture. much more than a shart or leak, and consisting of liquid being from one ounce to one gallon in volume.
"There was a kasplashtrophe all over the floor of the bathroom."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'