Kant

1) A dynamic pattern

2) A first-impression
He trotted at an odd kant, everything he owned had a formal yet slanted kant about it. He was the enigmatic proffessor
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mispronunciation of "cunt" in the Kenyan accent....offensive term used by sloths with huge beer bellies to show their rage or disdain at their own miserable personal life.....
Blaad, that fat lazy prik called me a Kant when I asked him to lose some weight, no long ting....
by DJKant January 07, 2011
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Due to an Emerson College teacher's repeated use of it, as well as its unfortunate similarity to this word, Kant has come to mean "cunt". May only be used in extreme anger, and may NEVER be used to describe a person ("Julie is such a Kant").
Fist my Kant.
by Kathy Dougherty May 16, 2004
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Kant

A posh swear-word, used by toffs who can't say the letter "u".

Believe it or not, there's actually also a famous philosopher named Kant (Immanuel Kant, 18th Century German idealist)- appropriate because he actually is both posh and a cunt
Oh yah, fack off you kant.

Immanuel Kant is a kant
by random autonomist April 23, 2004
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Stupid bitch who is head of the computer science dept. at Glendon College, even though she does not know who to do some of the most basic things on a computer. She's a fucking asshole, who gets pissed off when people are late or eat in her class.
Kant is a fucking bitch, I hope we get a new dept. head.
by Angry_student February 22, 2005
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Kante

To work extremely hard; achieving exceptional results whilst remaining humble, and down to earth.

Origin: Midfielder Ngolo Kante who plays football professionally.
E.g "2nd year uni was a flop so I'm looking to Kante my dissertation"
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A French professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team's possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.
Person A: "Did you hear what happened when N'golo Kante lost his virginity ?"

Person B: "No I didn't, what happened?"

Person A: "He won it back"
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