Mike: Yeah man, that was Justine. She's smoking.
Laurence: Yeah, I want her number.
You can call her Mrs.Fox.
She has the ability to read people's minds, control the weather, and see into the future.
She speaks 900 different languages, knows the answer to the Riemann Hypothesis, and the logarithm behind google's search engine.
She taught Uma Thurman how to fight, Michael Jackson how to dance, and Freddie Mercury how to sing.
She introduced Bob Marley to marajuana, and showed Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
Bob Dylan plagerized from her.
Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Jude Law once fought over her autograph.
Sadly for them, it is also rumored that she and a demi-god named Albert Hauva are madly in love.
She is the only person in the world whose poop smells like your favorite fragrance.
I wish I was Justine
"look at justine with that nice ass walk by"
She is artistic, sporty and flirty. She is easy to get on with and most of the girls love being friends with her... except the jealous ones who accuse her stuff which never happened.
She may spill your secrets but she does it intentionally to your benefit not hers.
Look at Justine and her boyfrind (Q/B/J) they are definitely going to last!
Perfectly matched with Mikes. Especially if they're Italian and their last names remind you of "Pizza".
Justine: Janice is such a slut! ... I panicked!