1. verb; Deep kissing involving your tongues.

2. verb; Mutual Tongue Massaging.

also spit swapping , frenching , tonsil hockey
So you didn't get to play tongue judo with her?
No man, we just hung out. I'll save that for the second date.

I was playing Tongue Judo with Nancy and she tasted SO good.


by QCrdr August 30, 2008
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The way of using words as weapons. A profient practicioner can cut a rival down without physical attack. Strings together profanity in a creative and interesting way.
by Tony666 April 21, 2009
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A means to dissuade impending violence. If it fails then crack the whip.
Feral left wing activists, frothing at the mouths, kept getting closer and more rabid... a bit of 'verbal judo' and they soon doubted they were up for some 'real' violence.
by Franny Casti September 27, 2018
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Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.
I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!
by Gorillabeast2012 March 5, 2012
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The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).
Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.

Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.

Both followed Judo-Christianity
by Mike December 19, 2005
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1) To be so innebriated on marijuana that the individuals eyes appear slanted, apparently like a Japanese person.

This was first recorded on the song "Ridin Rims" by 'Dem Franchise Boys' in 2007, verse 3.
Loud pipes and music,
With the Judo Eyes.
2nd tone background,
With 2-inch tires.
by moosetrack October 14, 2010
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the physical act of alternating penetrating open hands up another's rectum, usually done in hate. best depicted in the classis latino film "dos manos en su orto."
wow, did you see that judo chop
by bubba March 25, 2003
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