Tony666's definitions

man-dog

A game played by the British Army where one man drops his trousers and spreads his ass checks while the other places his cock length wise between his mate's ass checks. The man who spread his ass cheeks was the bun and the man who placed his cock between the ass checks was the hotdog or man-dog. The Brit soldiers tell soldiers of other nations that the game of man-dog is "totally not gay and you just don't understand because you are US/Canadian/Aussie etc".

Oy, Phiwip? Ow bout ah game af man-dog?

by Tony666 December 13, 2012

mr. moto

An old WWII era term for a person of Japanese descent.

Man to Mr. Miyagi: KINDRY remove it yourself, Mr. Moto (makes goofy face with toothy smile).

Mr Miyagi: YAAAAHHH (breaks tops of beer bottles with a chop, leaving the bottles-minus long necks- standing)

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

moosemeat canoe

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

knob features

one who's facial features resemble that of a penis head. A dickhead.

No knob features, that's not what your job is.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

CJ

Can be shorthand for Cockjaws

Shut it CJ before I fuck you up.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

Verbal judo

The way of using words as weapons. A profient practicioner can cut a rival down without physical attack. Strings together profanity in a creative and interesting way.

Don't mess with a blackbelt of verbal judo.

by Tony666 April 20, 2009