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Josslybum is the name given to a homosexual man who likes to insert furry objects into his anus. He achieves this by purchasing lube/vaseline and objects with a furry fabric covering it. The craze for this started in the Victorian Era and it is rumoured that even Prince Albert himself was a fan. However this 'activity' is highly dangerous and has been known to kill, like the incident in 1998 when an individual inserting several feathers inside his colon and died from puncturing a vital artery.
Gary: 'How are you enjoying your new neighbours?'
Hugo:' I hate them! The Guy's a Josslybum'

Prisoner: Whilst i was inside i suffered at the hands of many a different Josslybum'
by Ndawgggg :) October 13, 2011

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