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Jordts are shorts made of a blue jean material that can be fabricated into shorts, or shorts that are cut off near the kneecap. They are often worn by people with little dignity, rednecks, or anybody in flannel.
"Man, those were some nice jordts Aaron had on at school the other day."

Dude, did you buy those jordts? Where can I get some?" "No man, I didn't buy them, I made my jordts last week!"
by Rich Janor February 11, 2009
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