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Hop Off My Johnson 

Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.
Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"

Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.

Hop off my Johnson 

Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".
Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.

Josh: Hop off my Johnson!

*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*
Hop off my Johnson by Laffs November 14, 2011

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office 

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.
"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026