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barrier method of contraception, used to protect against STDs especially AIDS. same thing as a condom
even though im on the pill, i still carry around johnnys in case the guy im ridin has AIDS
by sunnybitch417 December 21, 2010
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Johnny's are good looking business men with glowing jaw lines. Johnny's are rare to come across and can be unsocial making them invisible to the human eye.
I was impressed by my friends eyesight. He was able to spot the johnny walking like a business man in the crowd of people
by Kenny Robbers December 15, 2010
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Is a trustworthy friend. Usually a little bit nerdy, but super sweet:) He has a femenine side so he's easy to talk to (if ur a girl). He's really cool and awesome and just fun to be around:)
Woah! i wanna be like Johnny over there!
by Nikki_bam_bam December 11, 2011
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1. A name for a man who has to compensate for having a small penis by trying to get a shitty Honda to go fast 2. A man who spends most of his days trolling for girls in his shitty Honda at local JR. High schools 3. A man who is secretly gay
That guy is acting like a real Johnny
by Youknowwhokakar February 11, 2014
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A polite term for the word "penis".
Person A: "May I see your johnny?"
Person B: "Oh, sure."
Person A: "Wow, that's quite a johnny you've got there..."
Person B: "Thanks, I take pride in my johnny!"
by "That Man" February 23, 2014
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Johnny: The sweetest, most caring, down-to-earth guy you could meet. He has the most beautiful eyes and a smile that can brighten your day in seconds. When you're bothered or upset, he'll know and he'll be there to help. He'll hold you in his arms and it'll just be the most comforting feeling in the world. He's chivalrous and knows how to treat a woman. He's the best guy any girl could ask for and when he's found one, he'll stick to just her. He doesn't look around for other girls when he has once and he'll remind you of that constantly and always tell you how beautiful you are. He'll put you first before his friends and he'll want to be with you any free time that he has. He'll treat you like a queen, not a princess, but a queen! He's honest and trustworthy and he's not you're average guy; He's better! He's perfection! If you find yourself a Johnny then you're one lucky girl! But if you find yourself my Johnny... well too bad because the best boyfriend anyone could ask for his taken! And it'd be stupid to let him go.
I love you! <3
Cheyenne: "I don't want to meet your mom yet! I look horrible!"
Johnny: "No you don't. You always look beautiful. Even when you're bumming it you look beautiful."
by Cheyenne :) September 10, 2013
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Pocket(pair in the hole) Jacks as a starting hand on Texas hold'em poker
He went all in with the Johnnys but was called by a guy with Aces. Unlucky!
by JKitsos December 14, 2008
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