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Words can not describe how amazing johnny is. He is a sexy hot hansom attractive sexual cute sweet amazing nice kind caring and much much much more. he is an amazing kisser. someone you don't wanna stop kissing. you would kiss him instead of breathing. someone who is the best boyfriend ever. you will make you feel like a princess and the only girl in the world. he is not afraid to kiss u in front of anyone. wants to show u off to his friends. if u are having a bad day will hold you in his arm and not let you go. will make you feel happy no matter what mood your in. he will put up with you when you are pmsing. just the most amazing guy in the world someone you would be lucky to have. someone you don't ever want to let go. there is so much more but it just wouldn't all fix even if it went on forever <3 :*
Girl one: omfg is that ur bf over there
Girl two: Yes! he is named Johnny
Girl one: you are sooo lucky you have a Johnny
Girl two:ik <3
by 1dlover11099 May 15, 2012
 
9.
"Johnny" is a codeword used whenever you're doing something you're not supposed to be, and there are teachers/police around that your colleagues need to be informed of. Rather than shouting "Teacher!" or "the cops!", shout "Johnny", and the afore mentioned authorities will not be drawn to the scene, giving your friends enough time to resume lawfulness.
"We're gonna beat this poor kid up. Who's on Johnny watch?"
"I'll look out for Johnnies for ya."
"No, you're the kid we're gonna beat up."
"Oh. Damn."
by Jimbo McGee April 09, 2006
 
10.
(n.) Street name for the Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD/ADHD) drug ritalin (methylphenidate) that is commonly used as an alertness aid for both partying and studying. Named in honor of the late actor John Ritter.
Phil: Hey Wendy, are we going to tear it up tonight?
Wendy: Of course! I took a johnny, so I'll be dancing till dawn!
Phil: Awesome! Me too!

Wendy: Hey Phil, did you finish that big term paper in time?
Phil: Yeah, no problem! I took a johnny and cranked all night.
by Wendy and Phil January 13, 2007
 
11.
the most amazing and wonderful man in the world. also the best husband. the sexiest man alive. the only one i want to be with for the rest of my life. the one whose last name i have. the one whose brown hair, blue eyes, and tan skin makes you fall in love instantly. the only one i love! forever and ever babe!
GIRL- Omg!!! Who is that casanova??
ME- Um, excuse me? You better back off, because that's Johnny, my husband! Gosh I'm so glad he's mine forever!
by his_wifey_forever<3 March 16, 2010
 
12.
A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.
I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.
by muffindamule October 05, 2006
 
13.
A gamer that if u saw on the street would be an averagely good-looking guy but when he gets home he plays non-stop video games.
Hey lets go hang out with eric today. " woah dude!" Hes more of aJohnny. "I woulda never known."
by liljohnny April 13, 2010
 
14.
barrier method of contraception, used to protect against STDs especially AIDS. same thing as a condom
even though im on the pill, i still carry around johnnys in case the guy im ridin has AIDS
by sunnybitch417 December 21, 2010