"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."
by sans panties April 15, 2014
synonym for the sexiest man on the face of this planet. known for his amazing sexiness and his ability to play hockey. great asset to the carter, hartnell line.
Gina: Did you see Joffrey Lupul? He was amazing in last night's game.
Kim: Yeah he's really good. And completely hotttt.
Kim: Yeah he's really good. And completely hotttt.
by flyers15917 February 10, 2009
Guy: Hey do you know Joffrey Baratheon from GOT
Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right
Guy: um yea
Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right
Guy: um yea
by DOPE.HIPSTER June 7, 2016
A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.
My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
by Excrushman August 12, 2021