50 definitions by Excrushman
One of my non-biological great-piblings has a super sexy granddaughter that I had a crush on. She’s not my second cousin.
by Excrushman October 28, 2022
A circumcised penis.
The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) You’re circumcised. You’ve got a lovely cock. (Proceeds to suck on his jewilly)
Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)
Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.
Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)
Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.
Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
by Excrushman April 3, 2020
Me: Where’s the other bike?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)
by Excrushman August 26, 2022
A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.
My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
by Excrushman August 12, 2021
by Excrushman October 22, 2022
A very nice man that is an intactivist that fights against circumcision. He is fighting to help end circumcision around the world.
Brother K is truly inspiring. I hope him and his followers meet their goal to end the barbaric act of circumcision worldwide.
by Excrushman February 9, 2021
A very beautiful and friendly girl born in the country of Uruguay. Uruguayan girls are friendly and polite like Canadian girls. Most of them are super beautiful.
by Excrushman April 8, 2022