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Jock licker 

A jock licker is someone who wants to be around the jocks sooooooo bad that the jocks make him there personal wedgie slave the constantly wedgie him and let anybody wedgie him they also make him do very embarrassing things like come to school in a wet diaper and then pants him in the hallway or put his lunch down his underwear and give him a messy wedgie they also make him do there work and he lets them do all this because he wants to be with the jocks
Hey did you see the jock licker getting a bouncing messy wedgie, yah I did later I saw him in the nurses office after the jocks peed on him and made him tell the nurse the that he wet himself and then she put him in a diaper and called his mom.
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Jock Licker 

Someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock's jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. Also a more heinous nickname for Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker.
Dude, here comes that Jock Licker. Lets make him do something disgusting for our amusement.
Jock Licker by Quacky Bird July 25, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026