Jimlk 

Idiot, Friken Idiot

O my God, That Guy Is A Jimlk

Jimlk by Samuel Love February 12, 2008

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

jimikki blowjob (JBJ) by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

Jimlish

(Noun) A cross between English and Chicagoese. It involves bastardizing commonly used words in a nonsensical matter. Frequently speakers of Jimlish will often try to defend their bastardization of the word to no avail. Examples include: southmore (instead of softmore), uge (instead of huge), ashphalt (instead of asphalt, and sammich (instead of sandwich).

I often find myself asking my grandfather to repeat himself because he is speaking Jimlish

Jimlish by l.sharp77 September 15, 2018

Jimlan 

anyone who is severly deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.

Yo Such a Jimlan! Thats why your the champ!

Jimlan by Factitious Zimbabzome January 20, 2011

jimiked 

to be mauled, chopped up, hacked,sliced-n-diced, chainsawed, knifed, wood-chipped, ran-over-by an Ice cream truck, randomly destroyed, pushed down the steps, speared, hammered, serial crushed, crow-barred, pipe-wrenched, burnt to a crisp via Flamethrower, pick-axed, cinder-blocked, lawn-mowed, and any other way of meeting or nearly meeting your demise in a horror or B-rated horror films. Dedicated to all of the John and Jane Doe's that brutally died in horror/cheesy-B/thrillers/chillers.

Holy shit!" yelled Shamte and Watercloud, "that dude just got jimiked!!

jimiked by Abnormelli April 10, 2011

Jimlock

In the increasingly popular fandom for BBC's Sherlock television series, Jimlock is the 'ship name' of the pairing of Sherlock Holmes and his nemesis James (Jim) Moriarty.

This pairing is particularly popular because of the rivalry between the two (in the fangirl mentality, apparently male rivalry=gay relationship), and because of the similar degrees of intelligence that the two men possess.

"Hey, you watch Sherlock? Epic! I totally ship Johnlock."
"No, that's old. Jimlock is where it's at, now."

Jimlock by Lawliet Holmes September 19, 2012

Jimlan 

Something that is so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. Something that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Something that tops everything else, and always crosses your mind.

Your So Jimlan! That was an amazing trick! dope!

Jimlan by Severe traumanizer January 20, 2011