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1.
To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
by Allen75 July 09, 2010
 
2.
A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"
Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness
by Dana Kanto April 14, 2008