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Jersey Jesus Walker 

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."
Jersey Jesus Walker by flosie August 3, 2009

jess walker 

Yo, I saw Jess Walker last night. She's such a lax diva!
jess walker by jdubs2792 May 25, 2014

Jesuswalker

An individual, or group of people that walk on faith through the byways towns and cities, reminding people that Jesus is Lord to the Glory of God (YAH) the Father, usually by a sign attached to both their chest and back. They walk on faith, worship in both spirit and truth, as the Apostles of old. Known for sleeping under bridges , fields, and using freight trains to travel between towns. They pray against enemy strong holds, praying over individuals, casting out demonic spirits, and sharing everything. Jesus walkers travel year around despite weather conditions, and in the last decade , the Jesus Walker movement has spread to several countries and almost every state in America.
I saw a Jesuswalker praying over somebody today in front of the gas station.
Jesuswalker by WtSherman March 4, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026