2 definitions by flosie

Top Definition
A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."
by flosie August 03, 2009
A large, manly woman. A beast warrior is not only overweight, but extremely tall...like a man. A beast warrior can kick your ass without even trying. They do not wear makeup or show any signs of femininity.
Rosie O'Donnell scares the crap out of me. What a beast warrior!
by flosie August 03, 2009

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