Jesticular Cancer 

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

Jesticular Cancer by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012

Jesticular Cancer 

Over exposure to Jes :)

You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!

Jesticular Cancer by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011

testicular cancer 

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.

OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!

testicular cancer by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006

Gesticular Cancer 

painful condition of the arms, caused by waving them about too much when you talk

"hey man, stop moving your hands so much when you talk, you'll get gesticular cancer!"

Gesticular Cancer by Robbie Shepherd June 15, 2007

Testicular Cancer 

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

Testicular Cancer by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010

gesticular cancer 

When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.

"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."

gesticular cancer by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009

Eat my testicular cancer 

A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.

Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer

Eat my testicular cancer by NNNN. Charles April 12, 2007