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a jesse is an awsome kid who is capabel of many things that are unbelievable to find in one lil person
hes a very smexii boy who has alot on him mind....might dislike some people but still have the spunk to still be friends and umm hes one smarty/fatty acid
-jesse's may change the world
- "omg did u see that guy yesterday?"..."oh yea he was so bangable"
by Marina Avetisova January 02, 2008
Fun, Nice , NOT GAY . Can cheer you up when you're down. Hot and Cute. You wish you knew a Jesse. Likes to joke around and laugh, but teases alot too.
Girl1: Ugh, I'm so bored. I wish Jesse was here.

Girl2: You know a Jesse? Lucky you.
by ZeCookie September 29, 2013
A guy who is a total boss. He has the illest ride on the street. The sexiest body of all the posers around him. And all the girls flock to him and want to be on his dick. This is the man every other guy wants to be but they never can be.
Guy 1: "Did you see those two hot chicks all over me at the party yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Heck yeah, you looked like a total Jesse!"
by Not A Guy Named Jesse August 05, 2012
Jesse's are usually a crazy, semi-redneck kind of kid, he is nice and you could abuse a Jesse all day long and would give less shits than Whinnie the Pooh. He is easy to make laugh and somehow has wheels when you wouldn't ever think so. With Jesse, it's either you hate him or you think he's awesome. Cow
Look at that kid blowing up things, and pissing that Isaac kid off, what a damn Jesse
by Chicken20000 November 09, 2013
Metrosexual charming guy. All love him but he's too much of a cocky bastard to choose just one girl. He's got to have at least 4 of them. He's musical and talented but short and childlike. Jesses tend to attract many people them with either their devastatingly good looks or their personality. You will never be disappointed when you've got a Jesse around. You might have to buy him some boots to make up for his height. Jesses overall are pretty cool.
"He's a total Jesse you guys!"
by hiyouarenotme December 31, 2011
keeps other peoples hands warm with his hair ;)
silly colour blind ranga, love you jesse :D

lol jks sophie does

mmm bali
"random: my hands are cold...."
"jesse: dont worry ill help! touch my head"
"mmm bali"
by mmmbali November 28, 2011
Jesse is the most nicest guy someone could ever meet. He's good looking and amazing at everything. He always knows how to put a smile on a girl's face. He's very adorable and knows what to say to a girl to make them happy. He's everything a girl would ever need. I'm glad I have a Jesse of my own.
Jesse, I love you.
by Supersingh19 June 18, 2014
A man who has yet to grow up. Wants to date and treat you like a queen, make you his wife and then turn his back on you. Sits around all day and plays on his phone or computer while his wife is tending to children or cleaning the house. Used to look nice and care about his appearance, but once he gets married, he lets himself go, goes bald and gets fat. He even tries to make his wife shave his back!
Too aggressive in bed and has a pencil dick!
OMG, I went home with this guy the other night and his dick was SO JESSE!

That guy on the beach over there in the Speedos with all the back hair is SUCH A JESSE!
by ROTFL January 21, 2014